Resident Evil
5
Readers beware your in for a scare!
Click! Click! “Make room for the president and his daughter!” The security guard yelled. The stocky guard led them into the marvelous white house. “Set up a call with Leon Brawny,” President Scotch stated.
Wednesday, 7:23 a.m
“Leon I need you to keep Cassy alive, I have psychopath zombies after me and Cassy, if I survive 50 grand is in your hands.” “Take Cassy to my underground hideout in Cancoon; make sure no one sees you, especially ZOMBIES!” “Now get going,” President Scotch told Leon. Leon and Cassy walked through the cold, crisp air, Leon’s golden brown hair blowing in the wind. “So Leon, tell me about yourself,” Cassy demanded with a soft voice. “Well I’m a 23 year old pro zombie killer and I scored 100 percent in protective instincts in high school,” Leon explained. I used to kill zombies for your father.” “Cassy, hide, zombie!” Bang! Bang! “He’s done for, let’s go,” Leon chuckled.
Thursday, 9:17a.m
“Okay we’re 17 miles from “Zombieland”,” Leon yawned. “Are you sure you should handle a gun half asleep?” Cassy joked. “Are you sure you shouldn’t be wearing your seatbelt?” Leon replied, as he brake torqued his mustang gt.
Thursday, 9:32 a.m
“My brother, Krauser lives here, he’s the only human in this town, he’ll help me guide you,” Leon explained. “Cancoon is approximately 200 miles from here, but it won’t be easy,” Leon once again yawned. “Is this Krauser?” Cassy asked. “Wassup bro?” Krauser joked as he struggled to fit his giant, buff body into the car. “Hey Krause, you got the grenades, because we’ve got company,” “As always,” Krauser stated. “Then throw them!” Leon yelled. BOOM! BANG! BOOM! “Not in my house, son,” Krauser boasted. 20 down, 180 to go,” Cassy said as she did the math. They drove nearly 120 miles into town. “We’re almost there, but we need to kill these zombies!” Leon explained. “We’ve got about 32 zombies up here,” Krauser said. “Get out,” Leon shouted. “Are you crazy?” Cassy screamed. “Little bit,” Krauser joked. “Shoot!” Leon called. “Who’s eating zombie sandwiches tonight?” Krauser asked. “We’ve got 57 miles till Cancoon and 48 zombies to kill,” Leon explained. “Let’s swap to the hummer over there,” Krauser complained. “Fine, you big crybaby,” Leon said. Mwm! “Will this junker start?” Leon wondered. “There we go!” Leon celebrated. “Run ‘em over bro!” Krauser demanded. BOOM! BANG! BOOM! “Bye, bye zombies,” Cassy laughed. “Ok Cassy, we’re in Cancoon,” “No one has seen us yet,” Leon stated. “There is your dad,” Leon said, wrapping Cassy in a hug. “Here is 50 grand, Leon,” president Scotch told him. “Oh no, more zombies!” …………