Hey there, yeah you! Hi, my name is Patches Reinwald, but call me Patches. I’m a black and white spotted angel dog. I love, I mean LOVE dog treats and everyone I see! One time, I licked an old lady until she called doggie police! I’m 2’2’’ and weigh 25 lbs, but my heart weighs 15 lbs! My heart is like the universe because it’s so big! Once, I made this guy’s hand fall off because I made him pet me so long! That’s another thing, my monstrous eyes are so cute, that you would give me anything! Anyway, here is my heroic story. One day, I was following some cute poodles, just minding my own business, and suddenly some bleach white thing with wings lifted me into the sky. It took me to God. God said “Patches, I’ve seen your amazingly good behavior and I was hoping that you would agree to become a superhero.” No way God, I’m honored! “Thank you Patches; here are your wings and angel power.” Then, like that I was a superhero! Patches drafted around town turning mean to polite, he even gave 12 bums $20 each! When it started getting dark, Patches returned to Heaven. God thanked him for his great work and politeness. Then Patches zoomed home to Kris and Kevin. Within five seconds of lying on the couch, Patches was knocked out! Meanwhile, the only evil person who managed to hide from Patches, Apocalypse, was out committing crimes. In a period of two hours, he had robbed four convenient stores! 12 hours later, Patches was awakened by the scent of Kris’ amazing bacon! First, Patches flew up to Heaven. God told him about apocalypse, and how his crimes are like atomic, devastating bombs, because they always ruin lives. Then, he told Patches not to worry because his activeness is like a fish to water, he never gets tired! Then, he sent Patches to work. Patches flies to the local bank and sets up a trap. His trap goes like this; $3.7 million is just arriving at the bank. This money arrival makes Apocalypse’ money monitor go berserk. Apocalypse can’t stand it! So, he traveled to the bank and stole the money-filled bag. He opens the heavy bag and I, now on Earth, jump out and knock Apocalypse back. The bank is like a prison bus, with all of the people helpless and imprisoned! Apocalypse regains his stamina and composure, and then grabs me. I, who only bites evil people, bit his hand and Apocalypse backs off! Patches uses his angel power and turns Apocalypse into a Good Samaritan. Apocalypse apologizes and is soon arrested. All of the bank staff start yelling “Wow, whoa, evil less!” That is how the WWE was started! I soon return home to Kris and Kevin and get my tummy pet, but not before chomping down my favorite meal, McDonald’s burgers and fries! Zebrafish13
