Patches Reinwald: A Super Dog!

Hey there, yeah you! Hi, my name is Patches Reinwald, but call me Patches. I’m a black and white spotted angel dog. I love, I mean LOVE dog treats and everyone I see! One time, I licked an old lady until she called doggie police! I’m 2’2’’ and weigh 25 lbs, but my heart weighs 15 lbs! My heart is like the universe because it’s so big! Once, I made this guy’s hand fall off because I made him pet me so long! That’s another thing, my monstrous eyes are so cute, that you would give me anything! Anyway, here is my heroic story. One day, I was following some cute poodles, just minding my own business, and suddenly some bleach white thing with wings lifted me into the sky. It took me to God. God said “Patches, I’ve seen your amazingly good behavior and I was hoping that you would agree to become a superhero.” No way God, I’m honored! “Thank you Patches; here are your wings and angel power.” Then, like that I was a superhero! Patches drafted around town turning mean to polite, he even gave 12 bums $20 each! When it started getting dark, Patches returned to Heaven. God thanked him for his great work and politeness. Then Patches zoomed home to Kris and Kevin. Within five seconds of lying on the couch, Patches was knocked out! Meanwhile, the only evil person who managed to hide from Patches, Apocalypse, was out committing crimes. In a period of two hours, he had robbed four convenient stores! 12 hours later, Patches was awakened by the scent of Kris’ amazing bacon! First, Patches flew up to Heaven. God told him about apocalypse, and how his crimes are like atomic, devastating bombs, because they always ruin lives. Then, he told Patches not to worry because his activeness is like a fish to water, he never gets tired! Then, he sent Patches to work. Patches flies to the local bank and sets up a trap. His trap goes like this; $3.7 million is just arriving at the bank. This money arrival makes Apocalypse’ money monitor go berserk. Apocalypse can’t stand it! So, he traveled to the bank and stole the money-filled bag. He opens the heavy bag and I, now on Earth, jump out and knock Apocalypse back. The bank is like a prison bus, with all of the people helpless and imprisoned! Apocalypse regains his stamina and composure, and then grabs me. I, who only bites evil people, bit his hand and Apocalypse backs off! Patches uses his angel power and turns Apocalypse into a Good Samaritan. Apocalypse apologizes and is soon arrested. All of the bank staff start yelling “Wow, whoa, evil less!” That is how the WWE was started! I soon return home to Kris and Kevin and get my tummy pet, but not before chomping down my favorite meal, McDonald’s burgers and fries!     Zebrafish13

A Black bear is not like a teddy bear

A black bear is not like a teddy bear,

A black bear has cold, wet down hair.

A teddy bear is dry, warm, fluffy and cute,

Black bears won’t scatter unless you shoot.

Teddy bears are always snuggling your side,

Black bears may run far away or hide.

Teddy bears may fool you with their cute looks,

Black bears looks are like black, curved hooks.

A black bear is not like a teddy bear.

Landon

The Black Hills Ring

Deep in my parents drawer,

There is a ring.

Not just any ring,

But my great, great, great grandparent’s ring.

Passed down for more than a century,

Generation to generation.

Gold, with black and brown leaves,

Oh so valuable, not only to me, but my family.

Introduced from the Black Hills blacksmiths,

Carried to Ireland and Germany, on to America.

If you observe it closely, you’ll find,

Something cool enough to blow your mind

                                                                        Zebrafish13

Lucy and the Conductor

Lucy played chicken with a train,

The train played chicken with Lucy.

The train tracks were juicy,

The juice was Lucy.

How, oh how that train won.

The conductor woke to find,

He was flying at 200 mph towards a mine.

His loss was sad, ending with a bang,

When workers found him, he had a new fang!

-Zebrafish13

Concordia, Missouri

Concordia, Missouri

Fall makes me the happiest,

In fall, I like to eat,

Turkey from my fresh harvest,

And sausage

And cheese

And pie

And macaroni,

In fall, I hear gunshots,

And music

And cows

And chickens

And pigs

At my grandma’s farmhouse,

I also smell cows,

And food

And split wood

And fresh cut grass

And Missouri mud

In the town of Earnestville

I love to go search for streams with my brother

I feel safe, warm, and cozy

Not only in bed,

But all the time

BY: Zebrafish13

Life is a crazy thing

This crazy thing called life

As I sit and think hard today,

I realize what I need to say.

My mind is warped and out of it,

I’ll never give up and just quit.

No one feels my pain,

Like I’m riding all alone on a crazy train.

I’ll ride until cannot ride longer,

And when my time as come to end this ride,

I will not run away or try to hide.

Life is like a big, speeding, crazy train.

-Zebrafish13

Christmas Joy

Here is my Christmas poem!

CHRISTMAS JOY

Christmas is full of joy,

Every memory, every toy.

We celebrate by giving,

Just as Christ sacrificed for our living.

Some believe Christmas is about presents and receiving,

I believe that they wrongly believing.

Others may think about kissing that special someone under the mistletoe,

Merry Christmas,

                                                           Zebrafish13